Feeling The Gun In My Hand

"I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of twenty, you've got no heart, but if you haven't turned to the establishment by thirty, you've got no brains! Because there are no story book romances, no fairy tale endings... Before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, what do you really want?"

Sick of being [sic]:

"Hello my name is Amy, I am a fun loving, attractive, intelegent woman. I will be in the USA for 12 months on business. I really enjoy meeting new people it's so exciting. I recieve free air fares so I travel quite often. I am looking forward to your reply. Reply to my personal email only please. By the way, I saw your profile and luved it. My personal email is [censored: I don't know if this is a real person or not] I will reply back with a picture, Promise. ttyl..,Amy"

I've been looking for an "intelegent" woman my entire life...