Happy Birthday To Me

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you, it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me,
So do what I say.

It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...
Or leave.
Fuck you, it's not your birthday,
So do what I say.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well,
364 days I'm in hell,
Oh well.
Happy birthday to me

Alone, on my birthday,
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today.
No tip! It's my birthday,
So do what I say.

Thanks mom you didn't have an abortion,
Or my birthday wouldn't be today.
But I guess it's my good fortune,
My birthday's today, OK.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell
Oh well.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.

(Spank me.)

Oh well, happy birthday to me.
I can't believe you forgot my birthday.
It's my birthday and you're wrecking it.
Now it's just like any other day:
You didn't do what I say.

How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature.
Fuck you for forgetting my birthday
You didn't do what I say.

24 hours no wishing well,
Now 365 days I'm in hell,
Oh well.
Happy birthday to me.

~The Vandals